Blue on Black + Party

Quote of the night.............. Shaun Mellor says to the bar lady " Hey love, can you dim the stage lights down a bit please ? Bar lady looks at him for a few seconds while she pours him a pint which he had already ordered. Then suddenly she walked off ! Shaun blocked her from leaving the bar and said to her face " Where do ya think you're going ? " To which the bar lady replied " To sort the lights ! " As we all began to piss ourselves, Shaun lifted his arm for her to go do the lights. However, within seconds of her returning, several angry blokes appeared at the bar demanding that the TOILET lights be put back on !!! She got it rite second time round though. HA HA GREAT STUFF ! !