Review - 2004
A fantastic evening was the best way to sum up Halloween 2004. It is more difficult than ever these days to go out and do a mission successfully but it was a triumph and as you will see from the photos, it was a right old laugh.
5 loons including Rick Dillon, Dan Lemon, Gaz Massey, Bear Barker and Craig Hayward took to the darkness with their masks well and truly attached to their ugly mugs. From the darkness came eggs, milk and even bread and in the lightness there were egged people and a few other things that might get people angry.
First stop was Stena. The old memories came flooding back. Those school days were relived once more and for perhaps the last and final time. After inflicting pain and getting chased down a lane by a loon in a van it was a return to the smelly areas of Penwithick to seek out more rats to egg. [ and i dont mean rats ]
Via this 20 minute stroll the gang stopped off at a place called, a field with hay bails in. These hay bails were in our way and so they had to be pushed out of the way. O'h wasn't it fun.
On returning to the native Penwithick, the crew went straight for the jugular of all the hated people in the area and pulled it off with a minimum of fuss. People and windows were left dripping in yellow egg goo and in the chaos I'm sure someone trod in a pile of pure poo, most probably deposited by a kanine species [ it could have been Gareth ] and which left a foul smell of stinking shit in the air.
With just one part of the mission left to finish, it was all going to plan. The next part was to egg the pissing crap out of someone's house, the person being the most hated individual that has ever lived in these poor parts. As the gang made there way to the site, a problem arose from the depths as a Pena spack came at us from the undergrowth asking for a fight. We manged to outrun the unemployed, smelly pig but one of us could not make it. However, he made it eventually after a heated discussion with just a couple of swear words which began with f mainly. Such intelligence is now quite common in the Penwithick/Bugle area.
So after this little incident the posse made a break for home after a solid night and o'h what a shame we couldn't finish off what we so badly wanted to do. It saved that hated person the best part of a tenner from having his window cleaned the next day but we wern't expecting a spanner to interupt us at such a crucial moment.
Anyway well done to everyone and I just hate to say it but, next year perhaps?????
Preview 2004
It looks like Halloween 8 will take place but for the first time since 1999, the action will not be held at the usual spot. That spot is about to be revealed online here now for the first time. The spot was indeed Gover Valley. The crew in masks battled back against the evil of the area and we believe we gave the trick or treaters a serious scare; the old folk we tried to help should be proud of us for what we did. O'h sorry for egging that bloke on a bike and that house window in the same spot every year 5 years running! and er... we didn't egg the cop car on purpose you know. It just happened to be driving by when an egg was being thrown across the road.
Anyway this location is now in the past after several of the most amazing missions of all time and is the best mission hideout ever. 2003 took us to the biggest task ever, Gossips shiteclub, I meant nightclub. We egged the s**t out of that craphole which was so much fun. Those sluts had plenty of stains on their dresses when they got home. Then some idiot decided to go and close it down. The only reason the mission boys were sad was because we couldn't egg it anymore or egg Dash when he was walking down pissed with his pig Mabel.
So with the 2 best sites gone it seemed the perfect time to end this Halloween madness. That was until someone suggested that it was Halloween again in a couple of weeks and the old dusty clothes would have to be put on again and of course some fresh battery chicken eggs to go with it.
But where will the 2004 mission be held if at all ? Gover and Gossips are gone and nowhere good springs to mind so it could just be a kind of pub crawl or in this case, egging crawl. Moving into different areas through the nite seems like the main plan, find us and catch us if you can.
Not so many eggs will be used as previous years, especially if we are on the move, where do you put them all ? So watch your backs, we could be anywhere.
One event is definetly sorted for this year and that doesn't involve a single chicken egg. It is the Grand National - coming to a row of gardens near you featuring wild animals in masks so dont forget to leave a few landmines behind your hedges. Again no location has been confirmed and of course we dont break the laws of the country. No-one gets hurt and we dont steal. We just cant grow up and it's ace!
Contact this website now or Rick to discuss plans for Sunday. In fact he will probably contact you.
Halloween the 8th Installment featuring, Gazza Massey, Bear the Beast, Rick Predator, Demon Lan, Adam Paully, James Triggs and possibly Tom Beavis, Craig Hayward, Jack Keeling [2003 Star Man], Nathan Ball and many more of your favourite beasts.......
P.S - Dont forget your mask - it's essential. Good Luck Everyone !!! Preview - 2003
Another year is upon us and here we go again. It's that time once more when we stop those nasty little trick or treaters stealing from the vunerable. We've seen them banging on doors asking the elderly for food/money/and sweets and we dont like what we see. It's maybe not time to stop them, just make their robbery more difficult. That's where the eggs come into it.
All we try to do is make a mess of these little brats, not kill them or harm them, just make them pissed off so they go home early and have to wash the egg off their crappy boyzone clothes. Boy have we had some fun over the years and I hope we get plenty of photos this year for maybe a new mission book.
This year could be a bit different though because there could be a change of site. This new site is more dangerous than our current site and we could face more danger heading back our way. The old site is still being prepared though for yet another classic night of action, it really is the best egging site in the county that we know of so come and get us.
I will let you know very soon where the mission will be so in the meantime just get your eggs all polished because there will be a mission. View the checklist below for ideas on what you may need and what you really dont want with you on the night. Then read the history of Halloween at the bottom to get you in the mood to.......DESTROY !!!
Review - 2003
I believe Halloween part 7 in 2003 marked a new era in mission history. The 40th mission ever, it proved to be a fantastic mission, one of the best ones ever in fact and we never let up the action once or could we drop our guard in the fear of being caught and beaten up ourselves...or even killed...it happened to Kai.
There were 7 of us there for this one and it was all about the new breed of mission stars. Bear was his usual crazy self, Gareth just carries on forever, Beavis may soon be leaving for the high life and Rick surely cant go on for much longer. So forward step Tom Beavis who will probably take over from his brother Jason Beavis, Nathan who is already qualified and Jack Keeling who produced the performance of the night. There's no more Kai, Guy, Tom Martyn or Richard Tart. In fact they weren't needed here on this night.
Also not missed were Mc Chicken Dash or Jim Martyn who both retired from missions on the same night ! Jim's last mission was on last year's Halloween mission and to be honest everyone thought he was poor then anyway so he's probably run his course. He did have some classics a while ago though.
As for Mc Chicken Dash, he had a pretty good last mission back in April of this year on ' Friendly Fire ' but his final Halloween mission last year was one of the biggest mission flops of all time and even had people guessing whether he actually turned up he was so shit but he's had a good innings at the top. Now he must step aside to let the new guys take over. He can finally put his feet up and smoke a pipe. Jack Keeling seems to be the ideal replacement and Dash was not missed this year at all.
Anyway, we first attacked our usual site and did the very best to cause mayhem without doing anything criminal and we won. When people start swearing back at you, you just know you're kicking ass. Classic quotes back at us included ' Aaarrgghh ! that f**kin hurt me you c*nt ' and ' Oi you bastards '. Also not forgetting ' Come on out you little spoilt brats ' and a good one by Gareth ' You f**kin f**kin fatty fatty four eyes '.
After kicking ass here it was a not very cheap taxi ride to the other side of town for a huge mission at a new venue and we just oozed style here with the only bad thing being that we ran out of ammo ! Apart from that we nailed everyone and it was very good fun in the windy conditions.
Once over, everyone knew that they had been on one of the best missions ever and a repeat performance is on the cards for next year. The only problem however, being that for secret reasons, we wont be able to come back to the new venue next year so it looks like that repeat showing could happen sooner or later.
So, well done everyone, see you on the next mission which will be the 41st one and we all hope Mc Chicken Dash has a happy retirement.......
Checklist Warm Clothes
A small Torch
Gloves
Dozens of eggs
Any other food but nothing that will cause real damage
A small bite to eat
Your brain [very important]
A mask which you may have to abandon
Disposable camera
Bag to carry stuff
PLEASE DO NOT BRING ! Fireworks
Firepower
Guns
Radios
Stereos
Walkmans
Noisy devices
Faggots
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Rick Barker - This
mission would lead Rick Dillon onto many more daring escapades. He led from the
front here and him + Bear will make a good team.
9/10
STAR MAN - Rick Barker
Rick Barker - Plenty of eggs hit the mark and he managed to
guide the crew to safety when chased but even he didn't know if they'd make
it. 8/10
Steven Dash - Never before had he been chased like
that on his first proper mission. He enjoyed himself and he came back for loads
more. 8/10
STAR MAN - Bear Barker
Rick Barker -
Guarded the back line and
when he came down to the front it was his shot that got the cops involved. 8/10
Steven Dash - There must have been hundreds of vehicles visiting
car washes the next day because Dash never missed a shot all night.
8/10
Jim Martyn - He nailed everything in sight including nice looking birds and
I'm not talking about seagulls here. A nutty Halloween debut.
9/10
STAR MAN - Jim Martyn
Rick Barker - Not
as good as last year because he let some of the others do most of the
egging. 5/10
Steven Dash - He's a real pain in the neck for car
drivers and pedestrians trying to stay clean. 8/10
Jim Martyn - Picked
up from where he left off last year and had a blinder yet again on the front
line. 8/10
Tom Martyn - He settled in like a pro and although
his throwing can be a bit erratic he still managed to egg Ken Bamber's car. 8/10
Daniel Lemon - Was looking to gain experience rather than be the
hero and he soon told Dash to f**k off when he was told to get down. A good
experience for Lemon anyway. 6/10
Rich Hart
- Only lasted half the
night and he almost killed everyone on the drive to the site. Didn't do as much
damage as he would have liked. 5/10
STAR MAN
- Jim Martyn
Rick Barker -
Patrolled the back line as
usual and he did quite a bit of work to the site which was helpful.
7/10
Steven Dash - Didn't have as much success down at the front as he has done in
recent years but he remained a threat. 7/10
Jim Martyn - Worked
well with Jason on the front line and got one or two good car shots again
including a big van. 8/10
Tom Martyn -
Not as good as last year
and in the end he did save the crew by letting them drink some beer which he had
stored away in his bag. 6/10
Daniel Lemon -
Slightly more active this
year but never really got in the thick of things but that was probably because
the action never really kicked off. 5/10
Jason Hoare - His
first Halloween mission proved to be a good one for Beavis who got some good
shots in down at the front. He should improve in the coming years.
8/10
STAR MAN - Jason Hoare
Rick Barker
- Organised the mission
brilliantly with secret newsletters and signs up round college. He also did work
on the site before mission day. Took some photos too and helped guide the
newcomers around so a solid show with mask on as well !
9/10
Steven Dash - He could be past it. No mask, eggs in hand when entering site
[should have been in place already], several minutes behind the others so he
missed the first mission and he seemed more concerned with his car. Led group to
safety after chase but left early and barely seen on mission. Probably time to
wash the clay dust out of the clothes and light the old pipe. Poor. 4/10
Jim Martyn - A stale performance by Jim. Missed the starter
mission, a mask was nowhere to be seen but his eggs were clearly seen [should
have already been in place the day before] and although he had a couple of good
egg shots at the site, the crew were disappointed with his poor effort this
year. Where's the old Jim ? 5/10
Daniel
Lemon - Lemon sent plenty
of eggs flying towards jay walkers and crap bangers and most of his eggs were
gone in the first 20 minutes. He got into a lot of photos and saved the lives of
two crew members who needed water later in the mission by door knocking. A good
show by the half alcoholic, homeless, southern, bastard.
8/10
Jason Hoare - Him and Bear ran the show from the front and was probably his
best mission to date. Mask on and right in there from the start, Beavis did the
damage all night. Just when you thought he was becoming a grandad.....Excellent
! 9/10
Gareth Massey - He wasn't going to miss this one and he
was determined to have a good time but he doesn't know when to stop. Mission
rules state that you avoid contact from enemies at all times and avoid being
seen but he shouted back at people and gave away our position. For this the
mission ended early and left him hated by hundreds and despised by
thousands. 2/10
Tom Hoare - Mission debut and he settles in very
nicely. Stayed well hidden, did some egging and he seemed like he'd been doing
it for years. Should have enjoyed it and should be back next year.
7/10
Nathan Ball - Another debut and he faired very well. Tried to learn from the
big boys and he took part in everything. He escaped the night unhurt and he
could become a hero in future if he carries on like this.
7/10
STAR MAN - Bear Barker
Rick
Barker - Older than ever
but he keeps on going. His bread bombs were a good new invention and he kept the
eggs flying at people all night. Made sure everything was prepared before the
mission started so very much needed again. 8/10
Jason Hoare - Beavis usually shines at Halloween and him + Bear provide a tough nut to
crack down on the front line and this year was no different especially with a
mask like that !. The gentle giant may have had his last Halloween mission but
everyone knows he wants more. 8/10
Gareth
Massey - Some people
believe he wrecked Halloween last year and he did do well to keep quiet on
occasions but his giggling could still be heard a mile away. However, he did
come up with some crazy antics involving a gate which was pure madness and the
slut egging saw him loving every minute of it. 6/10
Tom Hoare - Really
got invloved and improved on his debut from last year. Those vehicles never got
a rest and niether did the sluts. He is cut out for missions.
8/10
Nathan Ball - Like Tom he seems to be right in the thick of the action. A
brilliant night for Nathan who will soon take over from the likes of Beavis and
Rick. He just needs to bring more eggs with him next time !
7/10
Jack Keeling - Totally kicked some pure ass on this evening. He had the best
egg shots of the night by miles and this was only his first mission. He's real
danger to an egg victim as plenty of people found out on this night. He's the
new Mc Chicken, only better ! 9/10
STAR MAN
- Jack Keeling
Rick Barker - Back again after being told not to retire. The old warhorse
came out and showed the crew he can still be a top mission man. Took lots of
photos in the heat of the moment and he showed no signs of stopping just
yet. 8/10
Gareth Massey - Has let the side down in recent years
but he was superb on this mission. Never once did he cause problems like when
Tom Martyn was around. In fact Gazza did some top quality egging and he was his
usual mad self doing things no-one would dare do. 8/10
Daniel Lemon - Quite possibly Lemon's best mission to date. He
seemed like a seasoned expert who kind of led the way all night. He was on top
form with good egg shots and important ideas. He even saved the group at the end
from certain death. 9/10
Craig Hayward -
After what many felt was a
shocking mission debut earlier this year, Craig had it all to prove; and he did.
He had an incredible mission acting like a complete mad man. He settled into the
mission with ease and even brought along some extra goodies with the eggs. These
were bread and 2 pints of milk ! He got involved in the lot from start to finish
and can easily fill Jim's or Mc Chicken's boots anyday. Get on ! 9/10
STAR MAN - Craig Hayward
Rick Barker -
This mission would lead Rick Dillon onto many more daring escapades. He led from the front here and him + Bear will make a good team. 9/10
STAR MAN -
Rick Barker
Rick Barker -
Plenty of eggs hit the mark and he managed to guide the crew to safety when chased but even he didn't know if they'd make it. 8/10
Steven Dash -
Never before had he been chased like that on his first proper mission. He enjoyed himself and he came back for loads more. 8/10
STAR MAN - Bear Barker
Rick Barker -
Guarded the back line and when he came down to the front it was his shot that got the cops involved. 8/10
Steven Dash -
There must have been hundreds of vehicles visiting car washes the next day because Dash never missed a shot all night. 8/10
Jim Martyn -
He nailed everything in sight including nice looking birds and I'm not talking about seagulls here. A nutty Halloween debut. 9/10
STAR MAN - Jim Martyn
Rick Barker -
Not as good as last year because he let some of the others do most of the egging. 5/10
Steven Dash -
He's a real pain in the neck for car drivers and pedestrians trying to stay clean.
8/10
Jim Martyn -
Picked up from where he left off last year and had a blinder yet again on the front line. 8/10
Tom Martyn -
He settled in like a pro and although his throwing can be a bit erratic he still managed to egg Ken Bamber's car. 8/10
Daniel Lemon -
Was looking to gain experience rather than be the hero and he soon told Dash to f**k off when he was told to get down. A good experience for Lemon anyway. 6/10
Rich Hart -
Only lasted half the night and he almost killed everyone on the drive to the site. Didn't do as much damage as he would have liked. 5/10
STAR MAN - Jim Martyn
Rick Barker -
Patrolled the back line as usual and he did quite a bit of work to the site which was helpful. 7/10
Steven Dash -
Didn't have as much success down at the front as he has done in recent years but he remained a threat.
7/10
Jim Martyn -
Worked well with Jason on the front line and got one or two good car shots again including a big van. 8/10
Tom Martyn -
Not as good as last year and in the end he did save the crew by letting them drink some beer which he had stored away in his bag. 6/10
Daniel Lemon -
Slightly more active this year but never really got in the thick of things but that was probably because the action never really kicked off. 5/10
Jason Hoare -
His first Halloween mission proved to be a good one for Beavis who got some good shots in down at the front. He should improve in the coming years. 8/10
STAR MAN - Jason Hoare
Rick Barker -
Organised the mission brilliantly with secret newsletters and signs up round college. He also did work on the site before mission day. Took some photos too and helped guide the newcomers around so a solid show with mask on as well ! 9/10
Steven Dash -
He could be past it. No mask, eggs in hand when entering site [should have been in place already], several minutes behind the others so he missed the first mission and he seemed more concerned with his car. Led group to safety after chase but left early and barely seen on mission. Probably time to wash the clay dust out of the clothes and light the old pipe. Poor.
4/10
Jim Martyn -
A stale performance by Jim. Missed the starter mission, a mask was nowhere to be seen but his eggs were clearly seen [should have already been in place the day before] and although he had a couple of good egg shots at the site, the crew were disappointed with his poor effort this year. Where's the old Jim ? 5/10
Daniel Lemon -
Lemon sent plenty of eggs flying towards jay walkers and crap bangers and most of his eggs were gone in the first 20 minutes. He got into a lot of photos and saved the lives of two crew members who needed water later in the mission by door knocking. A good show by the half alcoholic, homeless, southern, bastard. 8/10
Jason Hoare -
Him and Bear ran the show from the front and was probably his best mission to date. Mask on and right in there from the start, Beavis did the damage all night. Just when you thought he was becoming a grandad.....Excellent ! 9/10
Gareth Massey -
He wasn't going to miss this one and he was determined to have a good time but he doesn't know when to stop. Mission rules state that you avoid contact from enemies at all times and avoid being seen but he shouted back at people and gave away our position. For this the mission ended early and left him hated by hundreds and despised by thousands. 2/10
Tom Hoare -
Mission debut and he settles in very nicely. Stayed well hidden, did some egging and he seemed like he'd been doing it for years. Should have enjoyed it and should be back next year. 7/10
Nathan Ball -
Another debut and he faired very well. Tried to learn from the big boys and he took part in everything. He escaped the night unhurt and he could become a hero in future if he carries on like this. 7/10
STAR MAN - Bear Barker
Rick Barker -
Older than ever but he keeps on going. His bread bombs were a good new invention and he kept the eggs flying at people all night. Made sure everything was prepared before the mission started so very much needed again. 8/10
Jason Hoare -
Beavis usually shines at Halloween and him + Bear provide a tough nut to crack down on the front line and this year was no different especially with a mask like that !. The gentle giant may have had his last Halloween mission but everyone knows he wants more. 8/10
Gareth Massey -
Some people believe he wrecked Halloween last year and he did do well to keep quiet on occasions but his giggling could still be heard a mile away. However, he did come up with some crazy antics involving a gate which was pure madness and the slut egging saw him loving every minute of it. 6/10
Tom Hoare -
Really got invloved and improved on his debut from last year. Those vehicles never got a rest and niether did the sluts. He is cut out for missions. 8/10
Nathan Ball -
Like Tom he seems to be right in the thick of the action. A brilliant night for Nathan who will soon take over from the likes of Beavis and Rick. He just needs to bring more eggs with him next time ! 7/10
Jack Keeling -
Totally kicked some pure ass on this evening. He had the best egg shots of the night by miles and this was only his first mission. He's real danger to an egg victim as plenty of people found out on this night. He's the new Mc Chicken, only better ! 9/10
STAR MAN - Jack Keeling
Rick Barker -
Back again after being told not to retire. The old warhorse came out and showed the crew he can still be a top mission man. Took lots of photos in the heat of the moment and he showed no signs of stopping just yet. 8/10
Gareth Massey -
Has let the side down in recent years but he was superb on this mission. Never once did he cause problems like when Tom Martyn was around. In fact Gazza did some top quality egging and he was his usual mad self doing things no-one would dare do.
8/10
Daniel Lemon -
Quite possibly Lemon's best mission to date. He seemed like a seasoned expert who kind of led the way all night. He was on top form with good egg shots and important ideas. He even saved the group at the end from certain death. 9/10
Craig Hayward -
After what many felt was a shocking mission debut earlier this year, Craig had it all to prove; and he did. He had an incredible mission acting like a complete mad man. He settled into the mission with ease and even brought along some extra goodies with the eggs. These were bread and 2 pints of milk ! He got involved in the lot from start to finish and can easily fill Jim's or Mc Chicken's boots anyday. Get on !
9/10
STAR MAN - Craig Hayward
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