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Please note that Rick, Dash and Bear were on every mission unless it actually states that they are not on it. ' The big three ' refers to them as well.
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BRIEF SUMMARY Operation Halloween 31/10/97 Officially named as the first mission. Rick and Bear played some good pranks around the Stenalees area. R=7 Operation Halloween 2 31/10/98 Same again but this time Dash came along to see what the fuss was about. He was soon hooked for life when a nutter almost killed the lot of us. R=8 Operation Pants 30/1/99 Great explosive clay action with guests Beavis,Kai,Miles Chadwick,Peter May,Darren Green and Matt Bennetts. In fact this mission was so good, Bennetts and Darren never took part in another mission again. R=9 Operation Forest Pants 14+15/2/99 First ever camping mission with Beavis and Kai making it 5. Probably the best mission to date, the boys destroyed everything in their path, including buildings ! R=9 Operation Forest Eggs 27/3/99 Starred Rich Hart. Kai turned this mission down and it was a wise choice as the crew was almost killed by a maniac in a car. Crazy stuff ! R=10 Operation Forest Shaft 9/4/99 Guy and Kai joined the gang for a trip to the St Austell area. They stole the show as well with Kai smashing everything in his path and when a dog barked and scared everyone Guy saved the day by shouting 'kaaaaaiiiiii come on kaaaaaiiiiiii, kaaaiiii come on kaaaaaaiiiiiiii come on!!!!!!! R=8 Operation Blizzard Lizard Gizzard 14/4/99 Guy took part in his 2nd mission in 6 days and the pyramid was visited in snow conditions which made it freezing. Everyone almost died in the cold but somehow we made it back alive. R=7 Operation Innis Pants 24/4/99 Jim's 1st ever mission and it turned out to be a classic. A
Doberman called Eric chased everyone into trees except Jim who knelt down and began stroking its bum ! It is also advised not to where brand new Offspring tops when clay jumping. R=8 Operation Tunnel Funnel 24/4/99 The second mission that day and by now Richard Hart was aboard. A visit to a tunnel and Jim found a nice sign for his bedroom door which he still has. R=6 Operation Pee-on-a-lees 24/4/99 The 3rd and final mission on the same day this time without Jim. A bit of madness in a nearby pit kept the mission men busy for a while. R=7 Operation Innis Pants 2 30/4/99 Really funny watching Robin Lamb, Peter May and Gareth Massey being too scared to go down the jumps and in the end Robin Lamb really was a lamb as he never went down. Beavis almost caused an avalanche when he went down ! R=5
Operation Innis Pants 3 15/5/99 A great stone throwing fight took place with Jim/Rick/Dash against Tart and Rob pocket billiards. Jim got a boulder right on his back that nearly crippled him for life but in the end Rob ran home crying with his hands in his pockets, ha cool. R=7 Operation Fish 19/5/99 Tart, Kai, Rick and Dash at their baddest. Classic stuff but you'll need to ask them what this is about coz it's top secret. R=9 Operation Innis Cherry Bomb Pants 17/6/99 Jim/Tom/+Gareth guested and Gareth got nailed by everyone with sticks and small stones but then someone lobbed a huge rock at his skull and he went down like a sack of spuds into a wet puddle. No one knows who did it but rumour has it it was Bear or Tom. R=8 Operation Get People 17/6/99 No Bear this time. This mission starred Tom, Jim and James May. Situated in town and with pockets full of water bombs you can imagine that their were not many dry areas of the town left once they had finished. R=7 Operation Preparation Bend Egg 26/6/99 The 3 usuals along with Jim and Beavis camped out in clay country and had a whale of a time out at night sniffing around dangerous ECC zones. A bit of egging rounded the night off and in the morning a bloke called Spanner Andrew told them to leave the premises. There's a few photos too. R=7 Operation Night Olympics 4/9/99 Not really a proper mission but Gareth/Peter and Kai made it 6 for an evening of sporting competitions to see who could win the most events. It included a night time bike race and later an adventure out onto Pena park. R=4 Operation Houses Mouses Torches 27/10/99 A dark trip to the pyramid and Ecc were quick to respond sending in back up. We had to leg it to Stena and did a bit of house egging on the way back. Rich Hart and Jim joined the big three.8 Operation Halloweener 31/10/99 Rick/Dash/Jim and Bear made this a classic. Egged people, cars, trees, walls and police cars got involved too. Brilliant action. R=8 Operation Number of the Beast 66-788 5/1/00 Went looking for the Beast of Bodmin or should we say Penwithick after recent sheep killings in the area but mist spoiled the mission and visibility was down to only about 15 metres. This was to be Kai's last mission. R=2
Operation Jump for your Pants 13/2/00 Action featuring Rich Hart. Loads of clay jumping and a few
deodorant cans got blown up. In fact one exploded in everyones faces but we just survived the blast. R=5 Operation Daylight 25/3/00 A trip to the tunnel as this was mission one of two that day. Some good photos and fire cracking action with Tom Martyn/Gareth and Jim included. R=7 Operation Dont be a Hero 25/3/00 Then a visit to the pyramid on the same day but it was getting dark and wet. They fought the conditions and descended alive and well. R=7 Operation Warm Borm 31/3/00 Jim and Tom came along for a sliding mission on the slopes of Bowling Green. Things got a little out of hand when Tom's camp fire got out of control and everyone rolled around in the flames to put them out.......and did. R=7 Operation Cold Borm 4/4/00 Only the big 3 here for this one and again the tunnel faced a visit. Not a lot in the way of baddies on a week night but the photos were so good, a mission book just had to be made. R=5 Operation Keith Egon 7/4/00 The big three of Rick/Bear and Dash braved it alone again, this time at Bowling Green. Faced a mad chase from a bloke called Keith Egon in a
land rover. They only just escaped with their precious young lives. R=8 Operation IRA 15/4/00 With Beavis and Jim this was the 3rd camping mission by the mission crew located in a safe spot in Penwithick. In fact it turned out to be too safe as their was virtually no action and the cold also made activity in the area very tough. A mission book followed though. R=3 Operation Gwildor 22/9/00 A strange trip over to Scredda looking for the beast or some trouble of any kind but the weather messed things up again and all we caught was a cold. Although we did see a bloke called Nigel Hill. Gareth guested here. R=1 Operation Enhancement Pants 20/10/00 Gareth/Beavis/Lemon/Robin+James Farrow joined the big 3 and did a bit of egg throwing on the school enhancement bus. That bus needed a clean after that. R=6
Operation Halloweener 2 31/10/00 7 showed for a classic mission in the damp. Lemon/Tart/Tom and Jim tried their luck and they helped cause carnage in St Austell. A bloke called Ken Bamber got out of his car and said 'right that's it, I'm calling the police, on my mobile' He never did call the cops the bastard so I hope the car wash cost him 8 grand. R=8 Operation Enhancement Pants 2 15/11/00 Same as the first one except only Beavis and Gareth joined Rick/Bear and Dash this time. Mission completed again but it must be noted that Gareth missed egging a double decker bus from only 3 metres away ! R=4 Operation Ben Trailer 4/12/00 A shock to see Dash fail to turn up for a mission so Beavis /Rick and Bear went out alone and egged a vehicle with a trailer attached. The vehicle then drove off like a wimp, only to return moments later looking very pissed off. We fled before we bled ! R=7 Operation Freeze Borm 12/1/01 Beavis and Gareth came along as Dash returned to the fray and a slip and slide event took place on the moor over at Bugle. After lots of sliding Rick went down in a box from Tesco and hit a bump while travelling very fast down the slope. He flipped in mid air before landing head first on the drop. He took a few minutes to recover before Beavis jumped over a wall and landed in cow shit, and a bloke chased us on his motorbike, which he was already on when he came out of the front door of his house !!! R=8 Operation Keith's Payback Revenge 7/2/01 A pyramid visit in the wet with Gareth tagging along too. Not a lot happened. Just the pride of making it to the top yet again. Although we egged a few things on the way back which was quite funny. R=6 Operation Break Stuff 17/2/01 Along came Lemon and Skippy for a wacky time at the tunnel. Skippy seemed more nutty than everyone else put together and there was a bit of work to do on this mission although things never really kicked off. At the end we passed through Bluebeans garden who once shouted 'OI !' at us on Operation Daylight. R=7 Operation One of the Worst 10/3/01 The craziest mission for 3 years or maybe even ever. Lemon/Skippy/Gareth/Rick/Bear/Dash+Beavis were there. Things were fine in the tunnel til Massey egged a car and the bloke chased us through the tunnel ! Skippy+Rick hid under the pipes and the bloke ran over the top of them ! The cops came then and chased the crew out and JAMES FARROW + ROBIN LAMB [repeat] JAMES FARROW + ROBIN LAMB dobbed the gang in to the cops and they were caught at Penwithick. However they only took Gareth and Skippy away, the rest were let off. Madness !!! R=10 Operation Halloweener 3 31/10/01 Lemon/Beavis/Jim and Tom all wanted more and joined to make it 7 this year. There were plenty of people to egg and one kid who got egged in the face fetched his massive dad and friend but they couldn't find us in the undergrowth despite being just a few metres away from them. It turned out to be Tom Martyn's farewell mission.......with us anyway. R=7 Operation Halloweener 4 / Part sechs 31/10/02 A record 9 showed up as the Halloween mission just gets bigger. The big three/Jim/Lemon/Gareth/Beavis/Tom Beavis and Nathan. The 2 newcomers worked their socks off and there were eggs flying everywhere, cop cars, pissed off drivers, egged faces and some classy photos. Brilliant. R=9
Operation Friendly Fire 20/4/03 Gareth came along and so did newcomer Matt Walker. This was a tunnel/pyramid double mission and a mission book was made including over 60 brand new photos - a record ! There was a lot of trekking to do and they had to create their own trouble a lot of the time. Gareth's mad antics near the end made this a mission to remember. R=8
Operation Halloween part 7 31/10/03 This mission rates as one of the top 5 missions of all time. It was brilliant fun and the action was non-stop from start to finish. Brilliant shows from Tom Beavis/Jack Keeling and Nathan along with regulars Rick/Bear/Gareth and Beavis. A double mission of the highest quality. No-one escaped an egging, not even stunning blonde sluts. Excellent stuff and it was fitting that McChicken+Jim missed one of the greatest missions ever by both retiring from the scene on the same night. Bring on the next one ! R=10
Operation Carnage 2/01/04 Rick/Bear/Gareth and new boys Craig and Wang were the only men standing as Mc Chicken + Jim's comeback to missions proved to be false. For the first time ever the mission was actually filmed on camcorder and will be released later in 2004 on video and maybe dvd. It was a dodgy mission and sadly never got going for long enough as a massive chase started just as the action hotted up. Must be said that Craig was shockingly poor on his mission debut and Gareth was not his usual self. R=8
Operation Halloween the 8th Installment 31/10/04 Rick/Bear and Gareth were the only survivors from Halloween 2003 and were joined by Lemon and Craig who was looking to improve on his latest mission. There was lots of egging action with only about 60 eggs in total but they used them wisely. Also lots of action involving bread/milk/bails of hay and cameras as it was all caught on camera as the gang moved along from village to village. A smart mission which involved 5 very good mission men R=8
Operation Cave In 15/11/05 Dash made an exciting comeback. Rick and Matt Walker were also there for one of the more interesting missions as the guys went cave hunting at Charlestown. They didn't know what they would find in the darkness and it was one step at a time the whole way. Eventually their path was blocked by a cave in ! but that hasn't stopped them planning a second visit which will take them deeper into the tunnel next time around ! R=8
